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Wed Oct 15, 2008, 10:26 PM
  • Mood: Caring
  • Listening to: MSI- streight to video
  • Reading: the twighlight series
  • Watching: wall-e
  • Playing: guitar hero aerosmith.....and mortal combat decept
  • Eating: nothing....im not really eating
  • Drinking: diet DR pepper !IM ON A DIET!
updated 2:59 p.m. CT, Wed., Oct. 15, 2008
LINCOLN, Neb. - A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served, because of his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.

He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor.

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On Tuesday, however, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward.

"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Polk wrote.

Hole in the judge's ruling?
Chambers, who graduated from law school but never took the bar exam, thinks he's found a hole in the judge's ruling.

"The court itself acknowledges the existence of God," Chambers said Wednesday. "A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience."

Therefore, Chambers said, "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."

Chambers has 30 days to decide whether to appeal. He said he hasn't decided yet.

Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, is not returning next year because of term limits. He skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: flying j's apperently....i seem to be there constantly....(i work there)
  • Interests: umm....nicole???......idk
  • Favourite movie: potc, lotr, akira, final fantasy...umm.....XI.....i think....
  • Favourite band or musician: coheed and cambria, system of a down, linkin park, avanged sevenfold, my chemical romance. too many
  • Favourite genre of music: alternative rock, little rap, punk, some metal
  • Favourite artist: ~blindsiderocks.......sorry but i have to say shes da best
  • Favourite poet or writer: ~whenilookinyoureyes ...... shes a friend from myspace.....incase you wondered....
  • Favourite photographer: ~whenilookinyoureyes.....................
  • Favourite style of art: dragons.......
  • Operating System: umm..........a COMPUTOR........i know....fascinating isnt it.
  • MP3 player of choice: i have 3 diferent ones.......and for some reason the cheap ones seem to be better.....
  • Shell of choice: the expensive one duh
  • Wallpaper of choice: ummm.......anything that looks cool.....my myspace has a grim reaper in the background
  • Skin of choice: HUMAN skin!!!
  • Favourite game: half-life, comand&conquer, most army 1st person shooters, and resident evil...xenosaga!
  • Favourite gaming platform: ps2......xbox......
  • Favourite cartoon character: gir, brak, meat wad, peter griphin.....
  • Personal Quote: did i ever tell you i have aids?.. i like sayin that to a friend when im in a crowded store...;p
  • Tools of the Trade: the electro-magnetic pulse generator with folding cup holders!!!

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:iconkazekasai:
The manny chan D:
I saw you at the store the other day.

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I had a little bird :sing:
His name was Enza :sing:
I opened the window and :sing:
In~Flu~Enza :sing:
:iconsassysquatch:
thats not creepy at all ya stalker......man....i havnt been on here in forever.....nothing much has changed......cept for the pics......what have all yall been up to this summer?...

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I WISH MY GRASS WAS EMO..........SO IT WOULD CUT ITSELF.......
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LEARN TO COUNT IN SPANISH DA COOL WAY!!!...........WITH LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!
:llama: uno lammo!
:iconkazekasai:
I have mostly been working. Because during the summer I am a slave to the man to pay for school XD
I am going to the beach tomorrow though. Yup yup. I've been to Kemah recently and and watched probably about 14-16 movies in theatre this summer. I've been to busy to do much else. blaaaaah XD

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I had a little bird :sing:
His name was Enza :sing:
I opened the window and :sing:
In~Flu~Enza :sing:
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:iconrocklove:
HAha, I lol'd at your Operating System. "A computer" hahahahahhahahahahhahaha

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